Two nights after I planted the Vespa seed, it sprouted while watching Luca on Disney+. I’m a snob and I think his scooter is ugly. It takes up so much space in the garage that I struggle to get to my scooter. It looks like he’s trying to wrestle with a robot and the robot is winning. Watching Michael maneuver his scooter in and out of the garage, hurts my body. The engine really belongs on a motorcycle. It is huge and clunky, with a large engine. I turned it for Michael to see and then I said “Yeah, but wouldn’t this look so much better in the garage than that giant scooter you have now?” I scrolled through the new line of Vespas and landed on a picture. So I say to Michael “Why am I getting Vespa ads on my Instagram?” To which he replies “It’s not me! I have not been looking. My plan is to have this scoter until I’m 108 years old, but if something happens and I have to replace it, I will just replace it with another Vespa. I’m a sure thing.” Everyone knows that I love my Vespa just about as much as I love Josephine. Up pops an ad for Vespa and my first thought is “Vespa, why are you wasting your time with me. A few nights ago, I’m sitting on the couch and scrolling through my Instagram feed.
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